Here Be Dragons

Before he even says anything, you automatically know he listens to Pantera.

Will sent me this link to A Trbute to Real Men, 'cause you know...

I looked around the rest of his page, and this is guy is certainly amusing enough. Behold, his review of Dawn of the Dead.

The zombies in this movie are the ultimate evolution of the walking dead. Forget the wuss-burger zombies in "28 Days Later" that eventually die on their own, these zombies are the real deal.

So, go and read it.