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Monday, November 24th, 2008These seven Esquire stories are worth reading.
Archive for November, 2008
Sometimes Things Don’t Work
Sunday, November 23rd, 2008The question “Who gets hit by a tram, Mr Polak?” is a good one. I mean really… Except in this case, given they’re asking Mr Polak, the answer would be pretty easy “me.” But that’s not the point:
TESTS confirmed Polak had sustained a severe brain injury. On a clinical scale of three to 15, in which 15 is normal and three is dead, Polak was a seven.
… On a scale of three to 15, where three is DEAD?! What the hell? What kind of scale runs from THREE to fifteen? Two and one were busy? Not available for comment? What?
Monty Python have done us all a favour and dumped a bunch of stuff on YouTube and for some reason I came across:
Purplemonkeyspank (2 hours ago): John cleese is a legend! If i was even half gay id soooo want his babies *blushes* lol aj…
If he was even half gay. Well. At least he’s honest. I don’t know what the “aj” is, but left it in the quote in case it was important.
Dave’s planning on going back in time to fight Somali pirates off the coast of England. And I applaud him. I also offer the following food for thought: One and two (now available for use, having escaped that filthy one to fifteen rubbish.)
I bought Wrath a week after release, and it tells me my CPU is too slowly to begin reaping the whirlwind. We all know what that means.
And one more Monty Python link, care of Wesley: Star Trek’s Camelot. Hehe.
Pony.
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008No… I’M James Tiberius Kirk.
By claiming the ship was toppled by wind and an incompetent crew, the Navy’s supremacy was maintained, Henry VIII’s pride remained intact… – The BEEB
Um. So like, we’re the navy and we’ve got some boats, and well, one of them was knocked over by the wind, and yeah our crew was incompetent, but HELLS YEAH, we’re NUMBER ONE. (Probably 1!!!1!oneeleven) OK
I went to Sydney. Then I came home. Now I should be sleeping, but I appear to be yelling at a computer somewhere in Sydney. Maybe I should have tried yelling when I was closer?
PS. I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.