Posts Tagged ‘trailers’

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Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

I doubt anyone was waiting for me to pronounce on the issue, but Transporter Three is largely weak sauce. It certainly has some pro fight scenes going on. Or rather scene. It has some others, but they’re either not as awesome, or are inexplicably and strangely seemingly sped up. This is marginally less worse than the SHIT that is MTV editing which involves 100 micro cuts between someone throwing a punch and said punch connecting (Bourne #2 I’m looking in YOUR motherlicking direction), but it is still shit. Especially when the scene (from the trailer) that doesn’t suck, involving a circle of guys, our man Frank and a garage is so cool. It also has a most silly bmx mad riding through a warehouse district as he chases his car – because of the wedlock device ‘natch.

The first film is pretty good for about the first 60% or so. Then the woman “rewards” Frank and it all turns to suck. Culminating in some Cessna to lorry antics that are so abysmal that the fact that he’d earlier deflected a heat seeking missile with an oven tray seems totally reasonable. (Note: This only happened in the trailer I think, pretty sure it was cut from the theatrical release. Like my pants.)

What else?

Oh yes, MOON looks pretty cool. Sam Rockwell is so hot right now. That website really is bare bones no? They did manage to get the distance from Earth to the Moon wrong though, which is pretty clever. But then they fixed it. Gogo trailer.

Well well well, Skype tells me it is Si’s birthday. And who am I to nay say Skype? Happy Birthday Si :)

PS. I just tried to remember what I can about Transporter 2, and it looks like I recall the fight in the Doctor’s surgery, with the crazy Russian (probably) chick which involved exploding gas tanks of some kind, the plot point of a kidnapped son, some nasty virus thingy, and Frank climbing out of a Lamborghini and onto a plane as it takes off…

Those Romans are crazy.

16 Blocks isn’t a great film.

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Yet I’m watching.

[16B] Bruce Willis has just got on top of a car. He has a mustache. Movember is coming, soon I’ll have a mustache.

Talking about tshirts I got me some more Threadless good times. Speciffically:

Looks like single XL might be the go in the future.

Google seems to have S / M / L options for displaying blurbs off their search results. It wasn’t showing up for me at work, but it is at home. Fo sure.

[16B] The black guy whose sole purpose in the film is to survive and make it to the Grand Jury? Yeah – I pretty much wish someone would shoot him in the face. Oh, it’s Mos Def.

People that hate on DST? They can suck it. Walking home last night at 7pm and the sun was shining and it was good. Suffer ye QLD and NTers. I’ve never really been too excited about summer, and it looks like that is because summer in Christchurch is nothing to write home about. Summer in Melbourne? That’s serious business. Already we’re getting some lovely (I appear to be gay) days, and I’m walking around (feeling aaaallright) and I’ve been looking forward to summer for the last month or so. I’m also aware that in about a month and a half I’m going to be walking around in high 30s going WTF it’s HOT. By the end of summer I was doing hockey pre-season training in 37 degree hear. WTH weather. Er, so yeah. Summer – Bring it.

I’m trying to figure out a Christmas holiday mission, but not really moving to swiftly.

[16B] Ah, David Morse, you’re always being given your last chance by a man with a gun to me.

Been listening to the ad for the new iPod Nano and wondering who was singing. At work, when I was working furiously I googled me up the answer (as suspected it wasn’t Kate Nash even though it sounded somewhat like her), gave it a listen and let the flatmates know. They were whelmed. One told me to do some work, and one (Ben) responded in this most excellent fashion:

Speaking of iPods this is how they take over your life I was in bed last night and decided to check the NY Times with my Apple iPod Touch(tm) 32GB 2nd Gen.

They had some article about how the Apple ads are seen as an instant leap into the bigtime for indie bands if you happen to be picked up for one, and they mentioned Chairlift. So I used the iTunes thing to listen to a sample of the Bruises song. That’s some real 21st Century Lifestyle Experience right there folks.

FYI me the music snob judges Bruises to be some fairly run of the mill indie rock with bland electronic flourishes and a detached female vocalist singing a pleasant but overall forgettable melody.

My personal favourite will likely always be Feist’s 1,2,3,4, which is an incredible pop song, and one which I was quite excited to see make it into the aforementioned advertising campaign, if only for the fact I could tell people I was listening to it months before it “broke”.

Hank and Mike. “I will fight you.” One of these bunnies is Dave. Can you pick which one?

[16B] Oh dear. Is Bruce going down in a hail of gunfire? I’ll let you know.

[16B] Bruce did not go down in a hail of gunfire.

Ah yes, and now let me quote Tycho. Who writes like awesome (on the topic of Gamer Grub (related comic here):

A comparison to Mana Potion is instructive: mana potions are magical energy drinks, so an energy drink called a “mana potion” is internally consistent. In the case of Gamer Grub, its twisted progenitor has named each regrettable salvo after both a flavor and a genre, in a suite of tin-eared constructions that I couldn’t even parse at first. “Action Pizza” is incoherent. “Sports PB&J” is nonsensical. The words “Strategy Chocolate” go together like caramel and genocide.

[16B] I just don’t care to watch the remaining 30 minutes of this film. How can there be 30 minutes to go? The bus scene was inherently climactic no? (I am weak, so I’m taping it to find out (and I only read those magazines for the articles.))

Mog has an iPhone. So does Mary. Si probably has one in a box awaiting his contract’s expiry. I want one too.

Good luck in space…

The King’s Virtual Spook

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

I think it’s fairly safe to say that the world needs more ROCK OPERA in it. So, REPO looks pretty good. Starring Giles, or Anthony Stewart Head or ASH (Grats on pronounceable initials), I recall in Buffy / Angel credits it was always Anthony STEWART Head, so I presumed but really, was it suspected we might think Anthony (Henry) Head, 1st Viscount Head (1906 – 1983)? That doesn’t seem right.

Having said that, sucks to be the non first sons or daughters of that guy. Yeah, my brother (as it turned out) is a Viscount, me, I’m a schlub. Oh, actually the non first children still get to be The Honourable. Which is nice.

The second Bond trailer ups the coolness rating, of which I approve.

So the t-shirts “Big in Japan” have usually amused me. Especially ones featuring Godzilla (or giant robots or other actually big things) but I’ve always been weary of getting one. It struck me as perhaps taking my egomania a tad too far. So I haven’t purchased one. However, I was IGNORANT of the 80s music in joke. How embarrassing. Perhaps you are as well?

Big In Japan, by German synthpop band Alphaville, was apparently pretty popular… in 1984. They were also the band responsible for Forever Young. Which I initially couldn’t cope with Des referencing, but have now come to accept. I also played the song a few times so I’d have some idea what she was talking about. PS, she had a birthday, woooo. MAN you need to check that video out. It is crazy crazy 1984 land.

Battle Without Honor Or Humanity – who are these people that come up with the excellent names for these things. I assume they’re the same people that come up with the “Underwater Lorry Suburban Mix” descriptions, but in addition to how cool that name is. It has an awesome intro. And in this ADD MTV attention span world 30 seconds is good enough (If you’re Dave, go ahead and include smutty sex joke mentioning 30 seconds… here) (and here). And yes, my favourite form of house music is still Handbag House. Thanks for asking.

Er, “these things” are probably songs. But whatever.

While my band name tends to be under pretty frequent revision (currently riffing on Apex Predator), I’m feeling pretty happy with DJ or MC Fictional. Either works. And neither show up to glaringly on Google. So I guess the time is right for me to strike.

Pirates have great PR reps this season. I know this because Pirates vs. Ninjas is still going strong, with both sides been popular amongst most age groups and demographics. OK I can’t back that up. But, popular amongst some people in some demographics. And in some other ones. And the point is, Ninjas – hired skulky dudes who spent their time assassinating people (aha, look I linked this up with a battle without HONOUR – Oh ho you thought this was random ramblings of an old man whacked out on PCPs, well you’re half wrong). while Pirates (even the cute ones with wooden legs and parrots) tended to kill the defending ship’s crew and or make bloody work of the whole proceedings. (Maybe, I don’t know. Never really met one / wasn’t around much in the Golden Age of Piracy) (That also goes for Ninjas) (And Nic) And yet everyone’s down with the Ninjas, and positively up with the Pirates. Talk like a PIRATE man. They’ve got a whole day dedicated to them, and they certainly have a flag (sorry can’t find a link to Julian Clary “have you got a flag” joke. Please insert it mentally for yourself, and smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em.) And yet they’re bastards.

To whit: The boat (full of tanks) getting screwed with off the coast of Somalia. And when I say screwed with, I imagine the sailors on that boat are scared out of their minds.

And yet we’re still all about the pirates. I know I am. Ninjas too.

I’ve wandered off topic again haven’t i?

Title of this post care of these books what I have read in the last couple of weeks: The Algebraist, The King’s Buccaneer, Virtual Light, Spook Country.

When was the Golden Age of Nic anyway? Action Fencer Man? Pirate Jesus? Bearded hippy walking the world? Last Tuesday at drive through bottle store? Hard to tell.

Not in Paris

Friday, September 5th, 2008

I had some links piled up somewhere to write about serious topics like rape and American politics. But I suspect that takes more than five minutes of what I like to consider thought. So I’m going to go straight to the jokes premised on the humorous nature of the word “fuck.”

Miri: What edge? Nobody wants to see us fuck Zack.

Zack: Everybody likes to watch anybody fuck. I hate Rosie O’Donnel, but if someone said “I’ve got a tape of Rosie O’Donnel geting fucked stuipd,” I’d be like “Why the fuck aren’t we watching it already?”

That would be Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and with Zack being Seth Rogen and the Director being Kevin Smith (of whom I’m a fan boi), you knows that I’ll be there. And I’ll be laughing. Somewhat good trailer here, betterer type trailer over here.

Bonus trailer for the already mocked Fast and Furious can be found here as well. That’s right. Petrol with a street value… Ah Mad Max, look at what we have become.

Also, why did nobody tell Cardinal is hat was on fire?